January 2012
2 posts
First thought in my head when I wake up this early; at what time today can I fit in a nap?…
There’s nothing salt can’t fix. Except high blood pressure. Bummer
December 2011
2 posts
So I’m just going to pretend that this packet of quavers is a greasy kebab in BBQ sauce then!
Isn’t it great how music starts sounding sensational once you’ve had a drink or two! Shit music too:)
October 2011
10 posts
Off the bus, into Burger King. And I’m afraid it isn’t the first time I’ve done this..
my world very nearly collapses every time i lose my vaseline pot
I don’t have an advent calendar this early. I didn’t eat December the 1st’s chocolate piece..
One good thing about having a sore throat is that I can’t taste its tap water I’m drinking..
Bus drivers really are a breed of their own!
Termineater. That’s me.
I’m sure bus drivers have some sort of smoking society
Burnt rice actually tastes quite nice…
I CAN follow a map! Incredible
I have a vision..a full english breakfast..
September 2011
15 posts
I’m just gonna eat hash browns all day then
It’s such a shame how so many adults accept the world as a matter of course, how can something as remarkable as living be something you get used to. When the world becomes a habit, all sense of wonder is lost. If being a philosopher means that I am not quite used to the world, then that is what I am. I will never accept that the world is anything less than unreasonable, for then there would...
The triviality of everyday existence, Philosophy has saved me from it.
Ice cream for breakfast it is then!
I go to eat the first spoonful of what I thought to be my strawberry yoghurt. It was raspberry. And past it’s expiry date.
I should be hungover
PAY RISE! :) I am going to do the sensible thing and buy more drinks.
Definitely dreamed about having a sexier, shinier, more in tune with the current technology, mobile phone. Now I’d like to know why this was a dream :( Mine can’t even send emails damn it.
Savoury is doing it for me right nowwww! yeh!!
The gym..it will probably give me a heart attack, not prevent one..
Pins and needles in your foot; the moment you just don’t know what to do.
Ahhh, the luxury of getting wrapped under your duvet mid-day. :)
thanks rain. just as i’m about to leave to walk to the gym you insist on showing yourself.
i wish cocktails were free
August 2011
19 posts
nope, definitely not wearing dora the explorer socks…
Mr postman, please don’t hit on my mum again, it’s too funny to bear.
:(
nobody’s taken me too the zoo yet lol :/ somebody at least share the enthusiasm?…
beatport could easily break my bank..
i love putting my macbook to ‘sleep’ at the end of my night, it feels like we are going to bed together.
tonight involved BBQ sauce what an evening:)
this battery operated vibrating toothbrush is the best thing that ever happened to me
herbal essences conditioner just something i noticed.. ‘massage me in. close your eyes. enjoy, then rinse. you might even feel giddy with delight.’
how dazzling..a man in a fucking bottle? yes please!!!
reading through my own blog posts.. man i’m weird
:D
cheesy crisps are so damn luscious
I wish my bastard brain would switch off when I get into bed and not come up with the one hundred and ten million different things I need to get done.
Getting to my 10 p.m shift last night with plans to go out afterwards and ending up back home the next day at 12.43 p.m.
woopsy my friends are a bad influence ;)
If it’s not a double it’s not a drink.
Those frozen garden peas were something special. :)
so very nearly sat on my glasses.. what an escape!
no tears. :)
i’m ready for a seventeen hour nap; that one thing called work is in the way though.
You know you’ve got a top friend when they greet you with ‘heyy wifeeyy slash sisterr slashh bestfriend slash partner in crime slash angel’. that’s sassy:)
Best time to wake up. Dinner time.
July 2011
37 posts
Common cold germs in a shared household- they’re the worst damn kind.
my stomach feels so poorly it wants to cry:(