January 2012
2 posts
First thought in my head when I wake up this early; at what time today can I fit in a nap?…
Jan 20th
There’s nothing salt can’t fix. Except high blood pressure. Bummer 
Jan 13th
December 2011
2 posts
So I’m just going to pretend that this packet of quavers is a greasy kebab in BBQ sauce then!
Dec 18th
Isn’t it great how music starts sounding sensational once you’ve had a drink or two! Shit music too:)
Dec 10th
October 2011
10 posts
Off the bus, into Burger King. And I’m afraid it isn’t the first time I’ve done this..
Oct 31st
my world very nearly collapses every time i lose my vaseline pot
Oct 27th
I don’t have an advent calendar this early. I didn’t eat December the 1st’s chocolate piece..
Oct 25th
One good thing about having a sore throat is that I can’t taste its tap water I’m drinking..
Oct 20th
Bus drivers really are a breed of their own!
Oct 19th
Termineater. That’s me.
Oct 12th
I’m sure bus drivers have some sort of smoking society 
Oct 10th
Burnt rice actually tastes quite nice…
Oct 7th
I CAN follow a map! Incredible
Oct 5th
I have a vision..a full english breakfast..
Oct 2nd
September 2011
15 posts
I’m just gonna eat hash browns all day then
Sep 30th
It’s such a shame how so many adults accept the world as a matter of course, how can something as remarkable as living be something you get used to. When the world becomes a habit, all sense of wonder is lost. If being a philosopher means that I am not quite used to the world, then that is what I am. I will never accept that the world is anything less than unreasonable, for then there would...
Sep 25th
The triviality of everyday existence, Philosophy has saved me from it.  
Sep 25th
Ice cream for breakfast it is then!
Sep 21st
I go to eat the first spoonful of what I thought to be my strawberry yoghurt. It was raspberry. And past it’s expiry date.
Sep 18th
I should be hungover
Sep 16th
PAY RISE! :) I am going to do the sensible thing and buy more drinks. 
Sep 15th
Definitely dreamed about having a sexier, shinier, more in tune with the current technology, mobile phone. Now I’d like to know why this was a dream :( Mine can’t even send emails damn it. 
Sep 14th
Savoury is doing it for me right nowwww! yeh!!
Sep 13th
The gym..it will probably give me a heart attack, not prevent one..
Sep 13th
Pins and needles in your foot; the moment you just don’t know what to do.
Sep 11th
Ahhh, the luxury of getting wrapped under your duvet mid-day.  :)
Sep 8th
thanks rain. just as i’m about to leave to walk to the gym you insist on showing yourself.
Sep 7th
i wish cocktails were free
Sep 2nd
Sep 1st
August 2011
19 posts
nope, definitely not wearing dora the explorer socks…
Aug 31st
Mr postman, please don’t hit on my mum again, it’s too funny to bear.
Aug 31st
:(
nobody’s taken me too the zoo yet lol :/ somebody at least share the enthusiasm?… 
Aug 28th
beatport could easily break my bank..
Aug 28th
i love putting my macbook to ‘sleep’ at the end of my night, it feels like we are going to bed together.
Aug 27th
tonight involved BBQ sauce what an evening:) 
Aug 22nd
this battery operated vibrating toothbrush is the best thing that ever happened to me
Aug 21st
herbal essences conditioner just something i noticed.. ‘massage me in. close your eyes. enjoy, then rinse. you might even feel giddy with delight.’ how dazzling..a man in a fucking bottle? yes please!!! 
Aug 21st
reading through my own blog posts.. man i’m weird :D 
Aug 21st
cheesy crisps are so damn luscious 
Aug 21st
I wish my bastard brain would switch off when I get into bed and not come up with the one hundred and ten million different things I need to get done.
Aug 20th
Getting to my 10 p.m shift last night with plans to go out afterwards and ending up back home the next day at 12.43 p.m. woopsy my friends are a bad influence ;)
Aug 17th
Aug 15th
If it’s not a double it’s not a drink.
Aug 11th
Those frozen garden peas were something special. :)
Aug 10th
so very nearly sat on my glasses.. what an escape! no tears. :) 
Aug 6th
i’m ready for a seventeen hour nap; that one thing called work is in the way though. 
Aug 2nd
You know you’ve got a top friend when they greet you with ‘heyy wifeeyy slash sisterr slashh bestfriend slash partner in crime slash angel’. that’s sassy:)
Aug 1st
Best time to wake up. Dinner time.
Aug 1st
July 2011
37 posts
Common cold germs in a shared household- they’re the worst damn kind.
Jul 30th
my stomach feels so poorly it wants to cry:(
Jul 29th