Em uh lee

First thought in my head when I wake up this early; at what time today can I fit in a nap?…

There’s nothing salt can’t fix. Except high blood pressure.
Bummer 

So I’m just going to pretend that this packet of quavers is a greasy kebab in BBQ sauce then!

Isn’t it great how music starts sounding sensational once you’ve had a drink or two! Shit music too:)

Off the bus, into Burger King. And I’m afraid it isn’t the first time I’ve done this..

my world very nearly collapses every time i lose my vaseline pot

I don’t have an advent calendar this early.
I didn’t eat December the 1st’s chocolate piece..

One good thing about having a sore throat is that I can’t taste its tap water I’m drinking..

Bus drivers really are a breed of their own!

Termineater. That’s me.

I’m sure bus drivers have some sort of smoking society 

Burnt rice actually tastes quite nice…

I CAN follow a map! Incredible

I have a vision..a full english breakfast..

I’m just gonna eat hash browns all day then